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Kill Quentin. I mean, Bill.
2003-10-13-8:32 a.m.
Kill Bill: Apparently I'm the only one here who thinks this movie could have been written by two 5th graders. Kid 1: "We should make a movie where people get their heads cut off, and blood totally spurts out every time!" Kid 2 :"Yeah, and the girl should fight like 100 evil henchmen at once, but 80 of em should be waiting in the background and swaying back and forth and doing cool poses until it's their turn to die." Kid 1: "Yeah, but when they die, there should be lots of blood totally spurting out . Kid 2: "And then a spaceship will come down and a giant taco who shits ice cream will come out and blow everything up." Kid 1: "No way dude, you can't do that, that would never happen, we want to keep this movie believable don't we?" Kid 2: "It's a movie stupid, don't pick the plot to death. No one will mind as long as it looks really bad ass .
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