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this is the part where I write a funny thing. Right here. Yep.
2002-07-08-3:42 p.m.
Lets see here....the weekend....I have it right here in the brain somewhere....it should be somewhere on top... Oh!, Here it is: Went to the beach on saturday and on sunday. A few hours in the sun each day, and no sign at all, no tan, no redness, nothing. Must have something to do with being Italian or something. It sucks. Cates, Worley, Sco, Clyde and Crystal came over on sat. night. We had a few rum drinks and watched another UFC tape. Talked until 2 in the morning. Cates prank called the police station because they arrested Fred for drinking, and Fred never even drinks. He just looks like he's drunk or stoned all the time, he just has that big goofy redneck look about him. This was the second time he'd been arrested for DUI when he hadn't had a single drink. He kept demanding a breathalyzer, and when he blew a 0.00 they realized what idiots they are and let him go. Asshole cops. 3 out of 4 cops are complete assholes. The other 1 is the new guy. So Cates called up the police station and said he wanted to lodge a complaint, that he'd seen two cops blowing each other at the end of a dark street. Totally straightfaced, it was hilarious, we were all trying not to laugh too loud in the background. Other than that, yesterday I busted out with the weedeater and hooked up the whole yard, although the damn thing broke halfway and I had to rig it up by putting some of the pieces on upside down. Fuck it, it worked. Rodney and I also framed in the back porch for the concrete, so we'll clean everything off it this week and hopefully pour the concrete next weekend, then put up the walls the next, and put in the window/door, insulation and AC unit the next. It's going to be a lot of work, but I'm a big fan of building things with my hands. And having a workout room will kick ass too. I've been really wanting to go play laser tag again if anyone wants to go. Oh. I just read Bill's latest entry. Go read it. Or all of them. He's funny. And single. Which is also proof that women don't really want a guy with a great sense of humor. Maybe a sense of humor and a huge cock, or a lot of money or something. Of course, maybe he has all that, it's really not something I care to know. So it's 4 o'clock, and time for me to get up and get out. Paige started her new job today. Hopefully she's stressed out and will want to unwind by having some relations. I'm a big fan of that. I also wouldn't mind going swimming either. You know, either way. Can't do both, because as we all know, you can't have relations in the water. It just doesn't work.
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