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Monster trucks with porn?
2002-06-04-7:45 a.m.

Yeah, I didn't update yesterday. And I really wanted to, and it's not like I had a lot of work or anything, but everybody who's anybody pretty much got online yesterday so I was being a little chatty cathy. Or something. For some reason I was really popular yesterday, but I think it's because this girl went back and read a bunch of my entries.

Oh yeah, for those of you who don't have stats, please respect how cool they are and become a gold member to help Andrew out. I don't see how he makes money on this site without it really. I like to look at the ip address logs of who has visited my site and try to figure out where they are from.

So heres a cut and paste of my stats from yesterday, the one that shows where the people who looked at my diary are from (sorta):

03:14:51 - spider-mtc-ti034.proxy.aol.com

02:58:58 - dialup-67.24.247.181. Dial1.Jacksonville1.Level3.net

02:15:11 - spider-ta014.proxy.aol.com

01:42:05 - lai-ca25-38.rasserver.net

00:17:11 - ppp273.vp.centurytel.net

23:22:53 - dyn-dsl2-37.mm.com

22:28:52 - cs2416220-180.houston.rr.com

21:59:14 - spider-wm034.proxy.aol.com

20:30:13 - adsl-65-42-201-73. dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net

18:45:35 - 64.91.31.117

17:52:37 - border.oscars.org

17:44:03 - spider-wc052.proxy.aol.com

17:30:36 - mdsnwi1-l10-919.wi.tds.net

14:11:28 - 12-216-57-13. client.mchsi.com

13:37:21 - border.flint.umich.edu

13:35:16 - max1-122. lsan.ca.corecomm.net

12:33:03 - 66-163-6-154. ip.tor.radiant.net

12:03:29 - spider-th083.proxy.aol.com

10:36:59 - bm.mjhs.org

10:13:11 - 65-67-143-1.moodygardens.com

It's wierd because I know where some of these people are, but others are really odd.

I know "centurytel" is Tea, and "houston.rr.com" is either James or Jerry," moodygardens.com" is me at work, "aol" could be anybody.

I don't know who reads me in Jacksonville (Dial1.Jacksonville1.Level3.net ), mjhs.org is the server for the "Metropolitan Jewish Health System" in New York, and the only person I can think of there is Joann maybe, but I don't think she works there. "MM.com" is Minnesota Micronet, probably the aforementioned Christy. The "umich.edu" is maybe Minus? The "border.oscars.org" one really seems odd. I also get one in the UK a lot and one in Australia a lot, so if any of you are one of these "servers" please chime up because this is the sorta thing that keeps me up at night. That and scrambled porn.

Oh and my referring pages list is funny too:

02:58:26 kats.signmyguestbook.com/

01:42:05 members.diaryland.com/edit/linkers.phtml?user=thecutest

00:17:11 absolutewhat.signmyguestbook.com/

22:28:52 members.diaryland.com/edit/profile.phtml?user=synapticburn

18:13:59 members.diaryland.com/edit/profile.phtml?user=synapticburn

17:52:37 tvzero.signmyguestbook.com/

17:30:36 fuckboy.signmyguestbook.com/

16:23:51 janna182.signmyguestbook.com

14:11:28 google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=monster trucks with porn&hc=0...

14:11:09 google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=monster trucks with porn&hc=0...

13:50:10 members.diaryland.com/edit/profile.phtml?user=synapticburn

13:34:38 members.diaryland.com/edit/buddies.phtml

12:33:03 tvzero.signmyguestbook.com/

12:03:29 tvzero.signmyguestbook.com/

10:36:59 members.diaryland.com/edit/profile.phtml?user=nanookieny

10:13:11 members.diaryland.com/edit/editdeleteentry.phtml

10:12:15 members.diaryland.com/edit/buddies.phtml

We can see that my mad guestbook signing frenzy from yesterday brought a lot of people here. (Obviously all let down by the contrast between my brief witty guestbook quips and my lenthy boring actual entries)

I can see that that it looks like "the cutest" clicked on me from her profile, and that's strange. Jerry and I were talking about why a girl like that would list us as favorites (assuming she is a real person, but we think she is), and since she does list us, we thought it was probably just out of politeness since we list her. Tea also mentioned her in her diary and still no response, but damnit we want a shoutout in her diary!

And finally, perhaps the most interesting thing of all. I got a google hit from someone looking for "Monster trucks with porn."

How cool is that? Sadly enough, I have no pictures of monster trucks with porn.

Now THAT would keep me up at night.

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