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if'n you ain't got nutin' better to do.
2002-02-07-9:07 a.m.
I've never done an entry of links before, so if you don't like it, you can eat my ass. Yep. At least I'm bothering to explain each link. One of my favorite all around D-Land diaries has to be Bill's (fadein). And since a third party has decided to help Bill out, I'm joining the cause. You can find out more by clicking this banner:  If any of you ladies want to offer him pity sex, he didn't actually ask for it, but let's be honest, who would turn down pity sex? If he does, I'll take it though. Since I'm such a mega-cool, jet-setting-trend-starter, my cousin Chuck has made his own diary, in his quest to be more like me. After all, we can't blame him, I'm a sexy bitch. (man is that going to piss him off) Here's his banner. 
He really has no trouble getting laid, because he's gay, and all fags can find sex easily. He just can't find a nice young man is all. Since the recurring theme here seems to be sex, I'll start by saying that The Cutest specifically mentions doggystyle sex, "roadhead", and cocks in her mouth at least once each during the course of her many entries. This is THE most diaryish diary here, and it's just absolutely amazing. To give you a summary, in the first entry she runs her moms BMW into a gas pump. She rates movies on a cuteness scale, talks about what foods give her gas, moves from Louisana to her own apt. in LA, where she works at the Urban Outfitters on Melrose. She meets lots of famous people, and her friend is Toby Maguires booty call. You really can't help but fall in love with a girl this cool and this honest. BTW if anyone figures out how to email or message her, please let me know. Kathleen is a sexy librarian who likes old school hotrods, drinking, and generally being luminescent. I apoligize profusely to her for calling her Katherine at first. Robin is an adorable girl who lives in New Jersey I believe, and next time I visit Manhattan she promised we could make out on the subway. She likes classic/romantic art, works in a bookstore, and is a loner, which is cool. Her updates are frequent but rarely more than a paragraph. Jonny is like a cynical version of Bill (fadein) yet still funny. Now, onto non-diaryland shit. I have lots of other favorite diaries, so go to my profile page if you want to see them. My other favorite sites are: The Houston area European performance forum, here. This site is a part of my car club dubspeed racing. I could list like a thousand other car sites, but you get the idea. The Onion is really sharp political and sociological satire disguised as a humor magazine. It's THE funniest consistent thing on the web. Yahoo Games Try "yahoo graffitti" which is basically just pictionary. Great ways of wasting time at work here. Sublime Directory is a great site, it's mostly porn, which I think is great, although I'm just not into porn like I used to be. My favorite things on the site are the picture of the day, which is just some funny stupid picture, the movie of the week, which is just some funny stupid movie, and the Sublime Times, which is just a collection of funny shit from the web for the week. They also have some great adult material too though, like the hottest girlfriend contest, best tan-lines etc... Launch is a great site if you love music even half as much as I do. You can watch free videos, create your own custom radio station, and read up on music news. Did I mention it's free? Atomfilms is something you would have heard about by now, if you were cool. You may not be. That's why I'm here. I'd suggest "angry kid" or "40 and shorty" as good starting points. Now that I've spent 3 hours today reading magazines and playing on the internet, I'm going to do a solid hours work before my 2 hour lunch break. Fuck me my job is easy.
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