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The other white meat
2001-08-17-1:24 p.m.
Jumpin' Jehosophats, it's another g-d entry! YEAH LITTLE BOY! You know what I have no tolerance for? Bathroom humor. People go to the bathroom. GET OVER IT ASSHOLE. That may have flown in 1st grade but it's real tired now. Well, glad I got that off my chest. I think another thing I'm going to add to my list of things to do, is to build a tree house with my little brother. He's about to be 10, and I wish to God someone would have built me a treehouse when I was his age. Or that my fuckup of a dad would have done something like that with me. Instead he forced me to play baseball and basketball when I could have been cultivating my genuine intrests. (Anything with wheels, pornography, setting things a'fire) If I had to list the factors that are contributing to my elevated mood, I would say that I have a new job lined up that pays double what I make now. I have been adhering to my diet and exercise regimen with a vengence and haven't drank/smoked or drank any cokes in a few weeks. (Some of you kids may call it "Soda" or "Pop" or even "Soda Pop". This is wrong. Any carbonated beverage is a coke. That's how we say it in Texas and if you disagree we'll KICK YOUR ASS!
I'm out. <--> Ronnie "The Other White Meat"
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