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monster trucks, gay porn, punk rock, and crazy women
2002-01-14-8:15 a.m.
Lately at work I've been getting annoyed whenver someone asks me to do something. I try to not let it show in my voice, but inside I'm thinking, "Damnit, don't you know I'm trying to fool around on the internet and listen to music, would you quit asking me to do my job?" What was that movie where Michael Keaton was an editor, and he tells his assistant not to bother him until hes had at least 2 cokes in the morning? I'm definetly that guy. Of course what do you expect when you expect your employees to be at work by 7 am every morning? It's ridiculous. I have to check my email, get breakfast, get some caffeine, and listen to music for a good hour before I'm ready to put up with their bullshit. On a lighter note, this weekend went well, I went to the monster truck show again, because instead of having them all spaced out during the year, they're having 4 in a row. It wasn't as good or as big as last weeks, but I'd say the astrodome was about 65 percent full. I still had a good time regardless because I brought some play with me. I had a pretty good idea I was going to get some leg before the night was over, so after the show we went out to eat, then to my cousin Chucks apartment. We watched Sex and the City, and Chuck was nice enough to let me use his room for the evening. So this new girl, we'll call her big-boobs-hometown-girl, she's pretty cool. Shes the kind of girl who likes to skip out on checks, drive insanely fast, and get into whatever trouble she can. Basically she got married when she was 17 and just got divorced, and she came out of her shell in a big way. The wierd thing is, she looks like an ex-girlfriend of mine. Not exactly, but she looks like she could be her older sister maybe. I told her right off the bat that I was interested in hanging out as friends, and that if she wanted to, I was interested in fooling around, but that I wasn't looking for a relationship. She said she was cool with that, and that she wasn't looking for a relationship either, although I sorta doubt that. On the way home she didn't look at the road once, she was just looking at me the whole time. And I hope it was just to try to see what was in my head, and not a puppy dog staring sorta way. As for the whole bedroom episode, I'd give it 3 out of 4 stars, but won't get more specific. I know she's only slept with her husband and one other boyfriend, but she had technique, and wasn't bashful once the intial smooching started. Of course she is into women and has been with women before. And before you guys groan at the trendiness of a girl who's bisexual, I know it's the "in" thing for girls to be, and that every guy wants a threesome, but even if it is trendy, I'm not going to discourage it one bit. And if any women think that being open or talking dirty will discourage or frighten a guy, don't think that, because it's hours of fun. So that's that, in other news I'm going to take half a day off on wednesday or thursday because I had to come into work on saturday to take care of an emergency problem. I'm going to bring my other car to this performance shop Audi Performance and Racing in Houston to have them figure out why it runs rough intermittently. I'm also going to take a days vacation to go around with Steve and try out my new job to see if I like it before the paperwork goes through. I forgot to mention that this weekend Rocky and I stopped by Soundwaves and I found an old Bad Religion cd and the 311 "Music" album, which is the only one of their 7 albums I've never had, and it's absolutely great, I think I'll actually devote more time to talking about it in another music entry soon. I also thought it was funny that although he lives 20 minutes away, this was Rocky's first time in Houston other than a school trip as a kid. And although we went to a great record store, a cool mexican restaurant, and a few of my friends apartments, the thing that stuck with him the most was the convenience store by Chucks apartment with the gay people and gay porn everywhere. Not that he wasn't open minded about it or that the store isn't remarkable, because it has the largest selection of gay, lesbian and straight porn of any convenience store, within likely a thousand miles, it also has a great beer and wine selection, cigars and tobacco, and those even "intimate lubricant" behind the counter. I ask you people, what more do you possibly need? But somehow I don't even notice it much any more, because it really is totally harmless and I can't see how people get worked up about it, although it's still funny when I think about it. I probably should have introduced Rocky to the wide world in smaller steps, lest he think big is all about "Black Inches" magazine and homeless people. Of course anyone from a big city knows that that's all there is, but hey you gotta let people adjust slowly. ;-) Now I've got to get started, I'm cleaning my office and parts rooms today because it's just ridiculous. -- Ronnie
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